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I 'ger Woods he pulled out his pu 
made a beautiful shot across the bank 
into a coffee cup. With that shot we 
knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed 
his check." 
"Another time, Andre Agassi came into 
the same place without ID. He pulled out 
his tennis racquet and made a fabulous 
shot where as the tennis ball landed in a 
coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his 
check. 
So, Mr. President, what can you do to 
prove that it is you, and only you, as the 
President of the United States?" 
Obama: 
Obama stands there thinking, and 
thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my 
mind is a total blank.. .there is nothing 
that comes to my mind. I can't think of a 
single thing. I have absolutely no idea 
what to do and I don't have a clue." 
Cashier: 
Will that be large or small bills, Mr. 
President? 
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